Comedy Gold - Page 2

Get them!  Blast that biznitch. Let her have it.

OK round three, this isn't gonna make it much longer because this bitch is about as smart as a bag of spoons...


IrisLesbian (original comment) : If you wanna ride a motorcycle why worry about crashing. If you're so concern and needed an airbag just go drive a car. Motorcycles are dangerous why take the fun out of it. Plus I like to make left turns infront of them.

TXMorgan : get a ****in nose job and continue failing in life you ugly ass dyke.

IrisLesbian : Yeah? Well **** you you ****in'nerd. Get a life and move out of your mother's basement cuz that bitch bitch be calling me at night complaining you're peaking at her taking a shower and jacking off to her.

TXMorgan : shit bitch you don't know me. At least im not stupid enough to go spoutin my mouth on the internet oversome shit I obviously dont know a damn thing about. and what is this 4th ****in grade? internet nerd living with my mom? Nice try, keep your weak ass game out home and work on raisin that IQ to the rest of the worlds level.

IrisLesbian : Whatever Morgan faggot. I've just notice your avatar, you're a wanna be motorcycle guy but the reality of it all is that you broke ass can't even afford a BMX. You're nothing but a coward, you ain't nothing, you're shit. You wanna make something of it? I could hand you your ass you ****in' cocksucker. Bring it on ****in' sissy boy.

TXMorgan : Still with the weak ass attacks. At least I'm not dumb enough to post my ****in myspace. Seriously, it isn't even worth arguing with you anymore, I've already won. What the hell are these pictures, you lying around in your $10 target lingerie on some shit mattresses!?! So how the **** are you gonna talk shit about where I live? At least I can afford some sheets for my ****ing bed bitch. "pictures taken by some other dumb bitch (anna)" that shit is a joke, like those are supposed to be art.

IrisLesbian : It's you again. I'm the one with the weak ass attack? Hahaha but seriously what do you want? My phone number? Stop looking at my myspace. I know you're jacking off to it. Every guys does. I just read your email and you do live with your mom. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH. That is too funny and you mention you won something? I didn't know this was competition cuz you ain't shit to me and you ain't shit to most of the world. Go back and sniff your mom's ass. LOSER. I'm guessing the tx is Texas and if it is you even a bigger fag than I thought cuz only queers and steers come from texas. Now go back and beat off to my picture.

TXMorgan : From here on it doesn't really matter what your response is, where the **** did you get that I live with my mom from that last email? Did you learn to read in Special Ed and just make shit up as you go along? And I'm glad to see that you are quick enough to figure out that TX stands for Texas. I really am at a loss for words here, but i guess idiots like you have to exist somewhere. and don't even get me started on the jerking off to your myspace, i've seen better porn drawn on a truckstop wall.

ps, here's her big ass nose....

Morgan, I think we should all overwhelm her with our opinion of her.  How do we get on that forum, so we can do the "gang bang" method on her?  Who is with me?  I have some vile and evil $hit stored up in my head for just such ocassions.  I think it is our duty, as CBR Froum members to show support for our brother (not that he needs help), to stick it to her!

 

Am I the only one who saw the resemblense?

I can see the resemblence, especially in the beak, lol. I'm all for it, she sounds as smart, as like TX said, a bag of spoons. Does she even know what a motorcycle is???? 

lol i was gunno say id hit it until i scrolled down and seen the up close of her nose.. i would need a whole handle of bukoff to get into that pussy .. lol anyways morgan keep it up i love reading this funny ass shit

yeah, I went back and forth again, I'll post up some more transcripts here in a bit, but it's starting to get really old. I'm on break.com and it's not really a forum, but you can register and send messages (which is what im doing)

but just be forwarned, this bitch is stupid.

Funny, funny, stuff. I was gonna hit it to till I seen the beak.

Looks like she could scoop dingleberries out of my ass hair with a beak like that.  Ever seen a bird groom another or themselves...that is how she could groom my assmatter.  She looks as though she may also have the talent to swallow copious amounts of man chowder, and hold another liter or two in her rear passage.

That chick is a 12 packer, you gotta drink the 12 pack then put the box on her head.   Maybe 8mo out to sea I'd knock the bottom out of it but at that point a pine knot in a fence is lookin good.

Morgan, you should copy and paste the things we are saying about her, and send it in your next message to her...after you explain she is the laughing stock of the CBR Forum.

Laying on the bed from 1,500 miles away I say no doubt but that's a butta face.

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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

Morgan, you should copy and paste the things we are saying about her, and send it in your next message to her...after you explain she is the laughing stock of the CBR Forum.

You are my hero. That' good stuff right there.

WTF????  Who on this earth was dumb enough to tell that hosebeast that she was attractive??  No wonder she is a lesbian, most guys couldn't get past the schnoz.  On the other hand, she might have a good career as a bloodhound.
 

 
Haha, they've got Visine on the left, and what looks like some type of, "cold-sore" medication to the right.
 
Hahahahaha!!!  Where the hell was this picture taken?
 
Morgan, I think that chick is punkin' you though... go easy, bro.

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ORIGINAL: dizzie56

...turned out i shoulda adjusted my rear suspension so the girl could sit properly.

 
Man - that's when you just throttle the shiite outta that bad boy... there's no way she would have ever seen you again...
 
Jeez people, be careful.
 
And that's some funny sh*t about the mattress man, HAHAHAH - what a dumb b**ch, hahaha - good stuff man.

I dont know, id still hit it as long as she was facing away from me that way i wouldnt have to get poked in the eye by that thing.

I was eating breakfast when I saw those pic's

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ORIGINAL: KidCr3nshaw



Haha, they've got Visine on the left, and what looks like some type of, "cold-sore" medication to the right.

Hahahahaha!!!  Where the hell was this picture taken?

Morgan, I think that chick is punkin' you though... go easy, bro.

 
This picture was taken by some dude on a trip to itally.  I submitted it to a friend on another forum because he was being a total bitch the other morning, and I told him he needed to get the sand out of his vagina.  I image googled vagasil and thats the picture that comes up.  Too perfect if you ask me.  (sorry for the off beat reply)

After thinking about it.  Morgan, maybe that's her little off way of flirting....you ought to jump on that shit man!!  It's obvious she's freaky.  And look at it this way, you'll never need an umbrella again....just step underneath her bugle when it rains!!!

yeah, try for the 3some

Could always come back with the classic billy madison response too:
 

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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this world is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Wait....who does this picture remind you of???  Morgan is beatin' on Gonzo!!!

 This poor woman has feelings too.

sorry guys i didn't think the first post was all that funny......