Crazy girls at work ( LONG)

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Man.... I lost track of your D,C, J & whatever...
If I were you, I'll just screw whichever come first. Don't worry about the girl drama in your workplace.. they are known to keep their secrets when come to this matter.

I would start with the first one that offered and take em all.  Also they make coffee and energy drinks for just such an occassion.  Just tell D that you don't want a relasion ship first, before ya go at it and then she cann't hold it over your head that she thought you really liked her.

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ORIGINAL: hellboytt

.  Then she asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with her and Becky, I said no again. 

 
Well see there's your problem right there.

Highschool.
Work is for work. Its a bad idea to mess around with women at work. But whatever. I cannott beleive I just read that post.
Dude there just chicks. Get it where you can get it.

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ORIGINAL: dwschultzy

Work is for work. Its a bad idea to mess around with women at work.

You tread in a very bad area for relationships. I highly recommend staying away because, if it goes bad, you are going to see this person almost every day unless she gets fired. Plus, she'll tell every other woman everything. Don't do it.

two legs and a hole....legs optional.

you are like a little kid in a candy store, you know what you want spoon but for some reason you worry about whom you wanna spoon with.  Just stick it into one of them and get it outta your system for **** sake :P

Um you my man have a problem LOL!  I try to never mix work with personal life, but sometimes it happens I guess.  I'm with you on the whole pot head thing, but if a girl is hot and just wants to screw then I don't care if she smokes pot, but I will not date her.  I'm not sure if any of you plan would work out the way you want it to, but you can try.  Oh and I like my sleep too, but a chance at a threesome with 2 good looking chicks-I would have been all over that!

Keep that shit away from the office man. Too much drama.

Don't poke the payroll.

I agree to keep it out of the office.
 
if a girl called you drunk at 2am, don't bring it up at the office as she may not realize to what extent she went with words. You can only embarass her or get yourself fired for sexual harassment for talking about it. Completely drop the subject and thought of the 2am call, and never mention it again. If she is still horny for you then she'll approach you again, or you can invite her somewhere nice to give her the clue that you may actually be into her still.
 
Girls like the attention and will do stupid stuff to get it, and even more when they think that you are looking at someone else more than them.
 
If you do go at it with one of those girls, you'd better be good in bed or else you are screwed. They will all talk and if the first one didn't get what she needed, you are branded for good. If you are good though, they'll all want to try you out and you'd better be ready to go at each and every office party or social get together. (that could also cause fights between them -I've seen that happen with girls at a past employer)

Never shit in your own backyard.....my .2cent. I look at it like this 99.9% of the female population DO NOT work with you why poke the ones that do?

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ORIGINAL: troyg3

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ORIGINAL: hellboytt

.  Then she asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with her and Becky, I said no again. 

Well see there's your problem right there.

 
+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
 
dude what were you thinkin?  interested or not, a threesome is a required calling...if u dont answer, hate to tell ya, you might be gay.  just think about it.  oh, and while your thinkin bout your sexuality, give chickie my number and tell her to bring her friend cause me and my girl are down

Jobs are a dime a dozen. Screw them all!!! HAHAHA!!!

Unless its a great job with benies and good pay. Then I wouldnt.

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ORIGINAL: meanstrk

Keep that shit away from the office man. Too much drama.

+1

and wth you didnt want a 3some? never heard of a guy turning down a 3some...(unless there some nasty girls)and why play hard to get, thats what girls do?

hmmm, you my friend are in a pickle. if i were you, just sit back and let them come to you. If they dont, then like said earlier, why bother messing w/ the .01% of women in your work place when there is the 99.99% of women elsewhere? And also not have to worry about any rumors or job related tremors.... But on a brighter note, i find it really funny the extent a girl will go to get the attention she wants (refering to the comments on her big boobs/a 3some, ect....hahaha)

personally i'de just get some P, B, and J. Anyways. you know just take 1 for the home team (yourself) and have the 3some you pansy. and there others will fall in line.

Yes man, I think if a girl I wanted to get with called me at 2am drunk and wanted some cock I'd certainly hit it up, and the threesome only sweetens the deal. As for the model missus, why dont you just ask her out, see what she says. As for the pot head, if she wants a poke do it.
 
Seems easy enough to me. You're a guy, screw first, ask questions later.

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ORIGINAL: Harry

Yes man, I think if a girl I wanted to get with called me at 2am drunk and wanted some cock I'd certainly hit it up, and the threesome only sweetens the deal. As for the model missus, why dont you just ask her out, see what she says. As for the pot head, if she wants a poke do it.

Seems easy enough to me. You're a guy, screw first, ask questions later.

 
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and i also want to know what kind of job you have where you have that many hot women in one workplace.  i get offers like that all the time at work, but all the chicks i work with look like RUSSIAN BEET FARMERS!!!
 

I agree with Harry............damn, I hope my wife doesn't read this!!

PIITB!!™
(that applies to D, B, C, J and the rest of the alphabet)

Okay, I would start with the drunken booty call girl. Reason being, she is drunk, and you can take pictures of her licking your pucker star (or something else a little off center) for blackmail purposes. Once you have those pictures, you can feel free to move onto the next chick (pothead). Get her some nice hash (potheads love hash), and use the same strategy. Get pictures of her and some kind of odd household appliance sticking out of her orifice of your choice. After you have that pic, you can move on to high maintenance gal with no concern or your manwhoring preceeding you. Good luck, my son.

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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

Okay, I would start with the drunken booty call girl. Reason being, she is drunk, and you can take pictures of her licking your pucker star (or something else a little off center) for blackmail purposes. Once you have those pictures, you can feel free to move onto the next chick (pothead). Get her some nice hash (potheads love hash), and use the same strategy. Get pictures of her and some kind of odd household appliance sticking out of her orifice of your choice. After you have that pic, you can move on to high maintenance gal with no concern or your manwhoring preceeding you. Good luck, my son.

You there have a fool proof plan...

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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

Okay, I would start with the drunken booty call girl. Reason being, she is drunk, and you can take pictures of her licking your pucker star (or something else a little off center) for blackmail purposes. Once you have those pictures, you can feel free to move onto the next chick (pothead). Get her some nice hash (potheads love hash), and use the same strategy. Get pictures of her and some kind of odd household appliance sticking out of her orifice of your choice. After you have that pic, you can move on to high maintenance gal with no concern or your manwhoring preceeding you. Good luck, my son.

 
 
 
 
ALL HAIL VOODOOCHYL!!!!!!!!!   the master of trickery and blackmail.