FLYOU
11/21/2007 12:32:06 PM
I dated a girl from work for the past 2 years.
we just had a pretty bad break up. Now I have to see her everyday at work and it kills me.
Freshman year in college, my Business 101 professor said (the first day of class) "Don't EVER date anyone from work"
I wish I would have followed his advice. Now my life is hell.
Don't do it man...
rangerscott
11/21/2007 4:30:34 PM
You can be the work whore.
Also. Its ok to hit "enter" after every 3 sentences.
See how easier it is to read my post rather than yours.
Less strain on the eyes.
Less strain on the brain.
Stay away from work relationships.
Also, dont get too close to gals at work. Ya, they like to be poked and touched, but it can go bad from "giggle giggle" to "**** you! I'm pms'ing and I'm calling HR!"
RCR
11/21/2007 10:21:26 PM
UR GAY
3some??? would you accepted if one of em were named Fred?
rangerscott
11/22/2007 3:09:49 PM
I have a 3some all the time. Me and both my hands. WOO HOO!!!
fuze
11/22/2007 5:24:27 PM
The 1st girl u screw at work will tell the rest everything down to how big your cock is. Your gonna get caught if you hide it, so don't hide it and hit em all off if they want some.
voodoochyl
11/22/2007 5:39:39 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: fuze
The 1st girl u screw at work will tell the rest everything down to how big your cock is. Your gonna get caught if you hide it, so don't hide it and hit em all off if they want some.
Not if he has a picture of them with a toaster oven sticking out of their toaster oven...
hellboytt
11/22/2007 6:23:24 PM
I think I am just going to ignore them, I have bigger things to worry about right now, like my folks want to submit me to a nut house
. Man.
fuze
11/22/2007 7:10:29 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
quote:
ORIGINAL: fuze
The 1st girl u screw at work will tell the rest everything down to how big your cock is. Your gonna get caught if you hide it, so don't hide it and hit em all off if they want some.
Not if he has a picture of them with a toaster oven sticking out of their toaster oven...
Good point.
The stoner chic might still talk though, lol.
I wouldn't have passed on the 2 girls late night though.... nut house is right im with your parents on this one. jk jk
voodoochyl
11/22/2007 7:17:58 PM
I would have had a hard time, in my single male days, passing up the 3 way. One chick, who you want to "make love with
" anyway, and her friend with big jumblies? Wow...can you say Kodak moment? Don't forget the toaster oven home spicket...
HARDCORP 8654
11/22/2007 9:42:44 PM
Look at this thread a few times and had declined to post, but it's a slow night, and I'm bored. Some I am gone to give you some constructive criticism and hope you're man enough to take it in the manner in which it's meant first of all Golden rule. Never SHIT Where You EAT This Is a Metaphor for. You Don't FvCK Where You Work, because everyone in the end suffers for the individuals lack of self-control. It is absolutely impossible to have sex with two of them are three of them without someone getting jealous and retaliating. Women by nature are far more territorial than men. Are you so hard up, you can't find anyone outside of work. You should stop thinking with your Dick at work and use the best tool every human comes equipped with your brain. I'm sure that's what you're getting paid for. Now I will be the first to admit. I have absolutely zero experience in civilian matters with this, but I had the misfortune of being caught up in the middle of a relationship between two officers. One of them spent most of their time running around trying to keep up with what the other one was doing and neglecting their duties, and vice versa. And when they were fighting everyone around them suffered. So for god sakes man get a grip on being mature and act like an adult and not a 14-year-old with raging hormones and apply some of this creative thinking on how to get ahead and be more successful in life
FLYOU
11/22/2007 9:52:07 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: rangerscott
You can be the work whore.
Also. Its ok to hit "enter" after every 3 sentences.
See how easier it is to read my post rather than yours.
Less strain on the eyes.
Less strain on the brain.
Stay away from work relationships.
Also, dont get too close to gals at work. Ya, they like to be poked and touched, but it can go bad from "giggle giggle" to "**** you! I'm pms'ing and I'm calling HR!"
HAHA. Yeah I don't know why I do that.
Hayden06F4i
11/23/2007 6:01:56 AM
quote:
ORIGINAL: hellboytt
You guys want to guess what my stupid ass is doing at 4 43am??? I am writing my ex an email, it's her birthday today
, I know that one will bite me in the ass in the future.
ok everyone stop helping him, he's just a glutton for punishment now.
how in the Fvck did you decline a three way.
hellboytt
11/23/2007 12:11:02 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: Hayden06F4i
quote:
ORIGINAL: hellboytt
You guys want to guess what my stupid ass is doing at 4 43am??? I am writing my ex an email, it's her birthday today, I know that one will bite me in the ass in the future.
ok everyone stop helping him, he's just a glutton for punishment now.
how in the Fvck did you decline a three way.
Well, i feel better today, and it's Friday, I'll call the girl and see if the offer still stands, oh shit it's her on the phone, never mind, she's all pissed at me now.
voodoochyl
11/23/2007 5:09:42 PM
Hellboy...I was giving you a ration of shit with my earlier posts. Sounds like you have an interesting dilema when you break it down. Honestly, you are going to have to chose whom you want to spend your energy on. The mistake many of us make is we are looking ahead for what the future may bring instead of living your life today. I am not saying to settle, but you do have to make decisions. You will never make it trying to get all four of those gals in your torture sack. One in the hand is worth two in the bush comes to mind, even though one in the bush is better than one in the hand anyday of the week...Good luck, Grasshopper and keep us posted...
dinez74
11/23/2007 6:01:01 PM
quote:
ORIGINAL: HARDCORP 8654
Look at this thread a few times and had declined to post, but it's a slow night, and I'm bored. Some I am gone to give you some constructive criticism and hope you're man enough to take it in the manner in which it's meant first of all Golden rule. Never SHIT Where You EAT This Is a Metaphor for. You Don't FvCK Where You Work, because everyone in the end suffers for the individuals lack of self-control. It is absolutely impossible to have sex with two of them are three of them without someone getting jealous and retaliating. Women by nature are far more territorial than men. Are you so hard up, you can't find anyone outside of work. You should stop thinking with your Dick at work and use the best tool every human comes equipped with your brain. I'm sure that's what you're getting paid for. Now I will be the first to admit. I have absolutely zero experience in civilian matters with this, but I had the misfortune of being caught up in the middle of a relationship between two officers. One of them spent most of their time running around trying to keep up with what the other one was doing and neglecting their duties, and vice versa. And when they were fighting everyone around them suffered. So for god sakes man get a grip on being mature and act like an adult and not a 14-year-old with raging hormones and apply some of this creative thinking on how to get ahead and be more successful in life
Come on man... you sounds like a 70 year old grandpa... Worrying too much of the consequenses will lead you to no where.
Like what voodoo had said is totally true; looking ahead for what the future may bring instead of living your life today.
That does mean that we cannot have any sort of relationships with our co worker?? Or all the relationships with your co worker will turn into deep shit??
Its all depends on what is your intention man... If you are genuine enough I guess you will be able to handle it...
HARDCORP 8654
11/23/2007 7:06:25 PM
well my Malaysia friend. You may condone such juvenile activity and encourage it or feel the sticking and carrot treatment works best. I'm not here to armchair quarterback that. I gave a straightforward sincere suggestion, if it sounds like it came from a 70-year-old man. That's damn good, that means I have more life experience than I had previously thought so will take that as a compliment. Regardless of how you intended it
HB, it sounds like you need to take a break, physical exercise is a great release for stress. But I don't think it will cover everything you have going on. I can't tell you how to get a break have no personal interaction with you, but find some way to get a couple of days just to clear your head without everyone playing tug war with you, and also keep in mind. Women are just like men and these two or three girls may be competing to see who can get there first now on the subject of your blood sugar if I have a clear understanding of current guidelines 125 is as high as you can go in the normal range and 70 is about as low as it can go in the normal range. I am not a medical expert on this just happened to have diabetes. On both sides of my family tree, so it is an issue. I am familiar with, I know that you're blood sugar will fluctuate when you're working out
dinez74
11/23/2007 8:30:29 PM
Since when courting with your co workers is a juvenile act? I agree with you of the terms never f""k where you work but not every f""k will turn out shit man..
No offend to you in any way my marine friend....
hellboytt
11/24/2007 1:53:45 AM
Looks like I have another problem. So I got invited to a party that my boss was throwing so I go over there, I got there little late, everybody was already drunk. So I walk in and say hello, and I see this girl that used to work with us there ( she moved to Chicago), she jumped on me and gave me a kiss ( she's was pretty drunk), and I ended up bumping into her friend and spilled her drink by the accident. She didn't make a big deal, she just came up to me and told me that I have to tell her my name, so I did and we started chatting. I pour me a drink and everything is cool. Then all of a sudden this dude comes up to me ( he works with me as well and I don't like him and he doesn't like me), so he starts rolling up his sleeves and told me not to **** those girls that I was talking with and that he was going to whoop my ass or something like that. Normally I am a nice guy, but this dude has been getting on my nerves for a while. We had a problem last year when things were said at work, and I guess he didn't like it so he came up to me and grabbed me by my throat ( I wasn't expecting that from him), so I peicefully grabbed him by his arm, got him down on the ground, put my knee on his face and told him peicefully, " you're a lucky guy, I am in a good mood, but if this shit happens again, I am going to break your arm", he was like ok man, so I let him up, and said sorry dude, which I replyed to next time you pick on somebody your own size, which he replyed Well dude, you are my size........ Well I guess next time pick on somebody smaller then you then, and things went smooth after that.
My theory was that he felt threatend by me, cause he thinks that he's a player and he's always playing a hard ass, and I am a nice guy that always have all the chicks around me.
So last week he told me that he was going to whoop my ass again, and I asked him if he joined a gym or something cause if he didn't the same things is going to happen that happened last time. He got all pissed, and are boss just told us to chill.
So couple of guys grabbed him and everybody told me not to start nothing, which I said that I was only pouring me a drink and talking and wasn't picking a fight with anybody, but if he wants some I'll be glad to show him what's up. I hate those kind of situations, but sometimes you just got to do what you you got to do.
So he finally cooled off and it was cool the rest of the night, but I don't think it's over.
In the end, I got this one chicks #, lost in Washers ( it's a game), and had some fun.
Do you guys ever butt head with your co-workers because they see you as a threat??
hellboytt
12/22/2007 7:27:14 PM
Little update, girls started acting up big time. The girl Danielle gives me shit at work now cause I didn't screw her or something. And the other 2 girls been acting up real funny ever since I drove my nice car to work, I think they like me cause my car or something. I don't know how to handle it, I am not an asshole anymore, or so they said, they always trying to talk to me and shit, and I make a small talk and stuff not to be mean and all. So I just got back from work and it's getting kind of funny. I was just doing my thing, they both come up one at a time and always make some kind of a coment like, nice car, I said thanks, then nice shoes, I said thanks without even looking at them. Then nice pants, I said thanks again, but I just wanted to say that they're regular pants, and I don't know whats the big deal. I don't like getting attention at work, so I try to stay low profile, next thing Christina said was really funny, she walked by me and said, nice ass, I just want to smack it like that, but I would get in trouble. I didn't say anything, cause I really don't know what to say. And one of my friends there at work always telling me shit like man they like you, you should tap that ass, let me set something up, they've been doing nothing but talking to you and you're being nice for a change so I know that you like them and all, let me set up a date with them. I said no thanks, he thinks I am missing out. He would **** with them, but he's been in a relationship for the past 8 years with a really cool girl, so he's staying away, but wants to set me up. He's a good friend, but doesn't know when to back off.
