Darwin almost claimed a dog

We have a really stupid little white frufru dog in our neighbourhood that daily tries to commit suicide.
Every time I ride by it's house it sprints full on at my bike and is only saved by it's rope when it get's about 10 feet from the road.  It startles me once in awhile to see it coming at me in my perriferal vision when I'm not ready for it.
 
Well I was riding home the other day and it's owner was taking it for a walk.  When I drove by it bolted off the sidewalk and onto the road with a big plan to attack my bike.  Shit!  Grabbed a fist full of front break and kept the bike steady.  I looked down at the dog and it was literally 1-2 inches from my tire when all of a sudden it's leash went tight.  It's neck cranked over and it stopped as I passed still decelerating.  Close call!
 
Darwinian principals show that that stupid little dog shouldn't exist in nature.  Nature almost ran it's course that day..

Wow that would have sucked good reflexes.

Makes me wonder what would have happened had I run over the little runt

hahaha glad you, the bike......and the little runt are ok. but reading that made me laugh, just the way you worded it all, haha.

Did you take a msf course..........?????

one of the things they teach you is that when you approach a dog, you need to slow down...  Then get close to it, and sprint off - this will throw off it's timing and it won't be able to get you!

cheers.

when all else fails, remember the rocky vs. bullwinkle rule - if it's rocky, you square up, if it's bullwinkle, you dump it and pray.

KILL THE DOG!
Little dogs deserve to die, they are useless! There's this huge freaking poodle that lives on one of the streets I run down and whenever I run by the house the dog bounces up and down like a freakin rubber ball and barks at me nonstop. I'm glad they have an electric fence or I'd have to kick the thing. I hate poodles. =)

I agree with all your comments!

If I REALLY had my wits about me, I would have swung my foot out and punted the little turd .

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ORIGINAL: kiker14
when all else fails, remember the rocky vs. bullwinkle rule - if it's rocky, you square up, if it's bullwinkle, you dump it and pray.

HILARIOUS!

yea im down with snowboarding82, kill it

everytime i see txmorgan's sig i always wonder who that babe is....anybody know?

I think she is some comedianne. from back in the day. Can't remember her name.... Boobilicous? Breast something? Anyway I think she was actually a funny gal.

Just hit it once, if it is a small dog like u say u should just feel a little bump and then u wont have to deal with it anymore.