Every wake up so...............

    fast your brain turns on in a second and you jump up with your heart pounding thru your chest.    Well, I just did cause of the doorbell.   I jumped up ran to the door, almsot slammed my face into it to look thru the peep hole, didnt even really see what was outside.    Opened the door and two 20ish  year old guys standing there.   Me standing there squinting my eyes cause of dried up contacts. 

" Hey man.   I talked to ya about that little 250 for sale, but I'm not interested in it.   I was wondering if that suzuki samurai was for sale."   

Me holding on the door and door frame cause I'm still wondering whats going on and trying not to fall down.   "Naw man.   Got an engine I'm putting in it. Blah blah blah."  

They said cool and was on there way.    I'm still wondering what just happened holding on to what ever I can grab and body still swaying.     I bet they thought I was on drugs or drunk as shit.  LOL     I'm still trying to calm down.


The moral of the story is.    Don't answer the door.   LOL

i've probbly done that before.. but the most memoriable is when i got a brand new game and knew i didnt have work the next day so i played for like 12 hours.. it was about 8:10am and i was just about to go to bed and got "the phone call" our employee called sick in and i had to do his route today (I do carpet cleaning part time) and he had 4 jobs that day.. seriously, my brain wasnt even functioning thru the whole day - people would ask me questions about their carpet when i was cleaning it and i would just ask like a zombie.. the first comment i always got was "where is Seth?" - jesus, i'm the boss's son for god sakes...
 
but i got done around 6pm or so which i've probbly be up with no sleep for about 36 hours or so and right when i got home i flopped on the my bed and closed my eyes........
i couldnt sleep...  my mind was so restless and over-worked i couldnt calm myself down.. 
the moral of my story is..  make sure you call in sick before your co-worker does so you can get some sleep..
 
 
(PS: when i was driving to the 3rd job, there was a huge accident i witnessed and i had to stay there for an hour and half for the police report...  they probbly thought i was so hung over or drugged up)

I woke up from a nice Saturday nap with the infamous knock on the door,thought it was the neighbor so I didnt answer. Next thing I know I see a guy with what I thought was a cowboy hat on walking past all my windows so I figured I would go out the back door and surprise that jack-ass when he walked around the corner, which I did, and SURPRISE its the police with hand on the pistol! He was at my house for a 911 hang-up call!
MORAL OF THE STORY-  Dont nap with the phone under you and dont try to ambush men in cowboy hats while you only have on athletic shorts and one sock.
 

 

There was one time I had a dream I woke up from another dream where I shot my ceiling because I was having a nightmare (a dream within a dream) and then I woke up for real  because I realized the shot was too quiet and was so freaked out I had to check my pistol (still in it's holster in the headboard) then check all the walls around my room. 
 
Moral of the story: don't watch movies that make you dream Bigfoot broke into your house and you shot it/him.

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ORIGINAL: Juggernaut

There was one time I had a dream I woke up from another dream where I shot my ceiling because I was having a nightmare (a dream within a dream) and then I woke up for real  because I realized the shot was too quiet and was so freaked out I had to check my pistol (still in it's holster in the headboard) then check all the walls around my room. 

Moral of the story: don't watch movies that make you dream Bigfoot broke into your house and you shot it/him.

Dream within a dream.   Freaky as shit.


I love the ones where you're falling.   Mmmmmm......those are my favorite. 


Did that one time on top bunk bed and really did fall of onto a tiny pool table then hit the floor.    Didnt hurt or really "scare" wake me.   My bro asked if I was ok and I just got up.  

speaking of weird dreams, i'm wondering if this is something that's normal....
 
if i'm having a strange or bad dream, or just one that i don't like, i can tell i'm dreaming and i can wake myself up from a deep sleep

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ORIGINAL: rmr1923

speaking of weird dreams, i'm wondering if this is something that's normal....

if i'm having a strange or bad dream, or just one that i don't like, i can tell i'm dreaming and i can wake myself up from a deep sleep

I do that from time to time.   My ears are usually "wake" and then the rest of my body wakes up.

If people are near by I'll hear them before my body wakes up.   Sometimes it put it in the dream.

back when i lived in an apartment near campus, and when we had free HBO and Cinemax included with our free cable, i used to watch movies a lot when i was going to sleep, and i guess the sound of the soft-core porn that comes on in the middle of the night aroused some dreams in me.  those are some of the best dreams i've ever had.......

I had been awake for about 30 minutes the other morning, already had a cup of coffee beside me while going into work.  Well I always take my car to my work pickup and check the oil level, water, tires, etc before I head into the shop.  Well this past thursday my routine didnt falter, except this time I was talking to my step-dad on the phone while performing this operation.  I popped the hood with one hand and all of a sudden this giant black object comes flying out of the engine compartment.  Want to talk about having the s**t scared out of you considering its dark out and I am not completely paying attention and still somewhat asleep.  I know I damn near had a heart-attack because my chest hurt for a minute.  My step-dad was wondering because I was swearing up a storm and generaly freaking out.  Good thing I didnt have a beating device close because that kitty would surely be gone now.

You woke me up for that story?

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ORIGINAL: rmr1923

speaking of weird dreams, i'm wondering if this is something that's normal....

if i'm having a strange or bad dream, or just one that i don't like, i can tell i'm dreaming and i can wake myself up from a deep sleep

Some people can do that, it's even better when you can change the dream.  You have to work at it, I don't know how I started doing it.  I used  to have dreams I was falling and I would hit the bottom of whatever I was falling into and wake up like I'd just hit the bed, i.e., bouncing off the bed about three inches.  I used to have dreams that I'd been shot and then died in my dream and would continue dreaming.  One night I was having one of the "falling"  dreams, I realized it was only a dream and started flying around like Superman.
 
I haven't had any nightmares since then, although I do still sleep in DEFCON 3, as my brother called it when I was living with him.  The slightest noise will wake me up from the deepest sleep in a matter of milliseconds, I'll be full awake and start yelling, "WTF WAS THAT?!" as soon as my eyes open and then I can't go back to sleep for hours.

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ORIGINAL: Juggernaut

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ORIGINAL: rmr1923

speaking of weird dreams, i'm wondering if this is something that's normal....

if i'm having a strange or bad dream, or just one that i don't like, i can tell i'm dreaming and i can wake myself up from a deep sleep

Some people can do that, it's even better when you can change the dream.  You have to work at it, I don't know how I started doing it.  I used  to have dreams I was falling and I would hit the bottom of whatever I was falling into and wake up like I'd just hit the bed, i.e., bouncing off the bed about three inches.  I used to have dreams that I'd been shot and then died in my dream and would continue dreaming.  One night I was having one of the "falling"  dreams, I realized it was only a dream and started flying around like Superman.

I haven't had any nightmares since then, although I do still sleep in DEFCON 3, as my brother called it when I was living with him.  The slightest noise will wake me up from the deepest sleep in a matter of milliseconds, I'll be full awake and start yelling, "WTF WAS THAT?!" as soon as my eyes open and then I can't go back to sleep for hours.

 
lol...defcon 3, that sucks!!!...i sleep like a rock...ill probably sleep through the apocalypse lol

I dont dream...

I seriously just go to sleep and like 2 seconds later I wake up. I can never pin point the exact moment I fall asleep or wake up.

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ORIGINAL: Nauree

I dont dream...

I seriously just go to sleep and like 2 seconds later I wake up. I can never pin point the exact moment I fall asleep or wake up.

 
i wish i could do that... the only dreams i enjoy are the ones where my fiance asks if her hot friends can join us in bed

I get really annoyed when I dream because my best dreams (the ones with me sleeping with women) usually get interupted by the alarm clock. Best dreams are from 3am on to my alarm at 6.

I always wake up and I'm about to blow................................................................................pee pee.  

I sometimes have a nice sex dream which never works out. She tells me, "OMG IM ABOUT TO OR..."</end dream>. God dang it. I gota load up the computer and finish up then.

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ORIGINAL: Nauree

I sometimes have a nice sex dream which never works out. She tells me, "OMG IM ABOUT TO OR..."</end dream>. God dang it. I gota load up the computer and finish up then.

I'd be late to work then.  

I have woken up in absolute panic because I was an hour late for work...only to realize it was a Saturday a few moments later.

Sometimes I have like serious bad dreams but they are extreamly rare. I had this one dream where some dude broke into my house and had a gun. I woke up sweating and heart pounding. Other times I'll dream I'm on my bike and I get a bad wreck or I'm running from the cops. 

LOL... OMG I'm about to OR..... just made me pee a little... I totally understand the being late for work thing...

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ORIGINAL: Nauree

Sometimes I have like serious bad dreams but they are extreamly rare. I had this one dream where some dude broke into my house and had a gun. I woke up sweating and heart pounding. Other times I'll dream I'm on my bike and I get a bad wreck or I'm running from the cops. 

Had that one.   A guy broke in and started beating my mom.   I beat the shit out of him and then pulled the trigger while he was standing right under his bottom jaw.

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ORIGINAL: sixhundredrr

LOL... OMG I'm about to OR..... just made me pee a little... I totally understand the being late for work thing...

What?  Me. 

I was horrible in class during the video game phase stay up til 4am go to class at 7am id sleep in class a real deep sleep and id startle awake everytime never fail and being stared at....

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ORIGINAL: SchiraF4I

I was horrible in class during the video game phase stay up til 4am go to class at 7am id sleep in class a real deep sleep and id startle awake everytime never fail and being stared at....

lol, that just reminded me of a summer class I took in high school to replace a grade.  This one guy, Ian, fell asleep the second day of class and woke up so violently he knocked his desk over and fell out of his chair. At lunch I asked him what happened, he said he had a dream he was running and ran into a tree.  That class (geometry) was so boring everyone used to fall asleep, I fell asleep so heavy one day in the back of the class with my head against the wall and Rowe (the evil hag of a teacher) told my friend Ryan to wake me up.  He poked my shoulder and I didn't wake up so she told him to punch me, he punched me so hard I fell over and didn't wake up until I hit the bookshelf beside my desk.  LMAO, the best days of our lives...