Seriously, how fast - Page 3

Is JimmieDon serious?

i often do 100+, but thats in metric , so today i went for a ride cos we had beautifull weather and was going to take notice of my top speed.

shit i forgot to take my blind fold off

Done 273 kph on dyno (Standard with only 2000 on the the clock)

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ORIGINAL: bfont23

Is JimmieDon serious?

 
Sadly yes, but he's probably a bit lonely by now since he's the only one.

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ORIGINAL: Tahoe SC

as always, everyone thank TheX for a very nice thread!

the fastest i've gone is 205, riding biatch with another mang...nekked...playing 'two guys bodies together'.

 
THAT WAS YOU????

Oh and by the way.. Bikes dont have governers in them. They arent regulated. The fastest I been up to was 176 and that was on a strait a way that had lots of hills. I was racing a dodge viper =D

155 i think

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ORIGINAL: NutsaK

Oh and by the way.. Bikes dont have governers in them. They arent regulated.

yea, they do.
the hayabusa, zx-12, and zx-14 are all electronically restricted

but the 600rr does not.  thats why most of us who arent pussies go 276+ in gravel parking lots

this shit is hilarious

Fast bike?  You've never heard of the F4i?  She'll make point five past lightspeed

110......

I was sitting at a gas station having a red bull (they give ya wings, and the sh*ts), and these two guys pull up on new 600's.  About a minute later, the police showed up.  The cop gets out of his patrol car and goes up to the guy and says' any reason you guys were doing mach one back there.  I was like holy crap, them new 600's really do 672 mph??  Hahhahaah .  just wanted to add to the funny thread.

funniest shit ive read so far...in my life... true story

My buddy just got a few tickets last week.  131 in a 65, DWI, fleeing, and reckless driving.  Nice huh!

i never go over the first gear! its too much power for one man to handle!

I can't figure out how to switch my speedo to mph and i dont know the conversion (im sure i could google it - some nerd probably knows), but out on the highway i opened it up in 6th gear and when i finally let off, i looked down and i was going warp 5.  by the way - does anybody know how to switch from warp to mph?

i hit 145mph which was fast enough for now... felt nice and smooth tho!

161 on the highway, had to let off or i was gonna run into the back of a f-250

They're all still biting huh?

looks that way, lol

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ORIGINAL: thecannibalchef

I can't figure out how to switch my speedo to mph and i dont know the conversion (im sure i could google it - some nerd probably knows), but out on the highway i opened it up in 6th gear and when i finally let off, i looked down and i was going warp 5.  by the way - does anybody know how to switch from warp to mph?

 
You're sooo full of it. I know a buddy's buddy who hit warp 3 and was well on his way to warp 4, but when he untucked for just a second, the velocity of the wind was so strong it ripped his head clear off! The bike was so well balanced that it didn't stop rolling until it crossed the state border where it fell over on it's side after hitting a small rabbit. So, there's no way you hit warp 5 and lived to tell.....unless, of course, you didn't untuck.
 
By the way, the conversion from warp to mph is as follows:
warp 1 = poop your pants
warp 2 = poopy pants get ripped off your body from herrendous windforce
warp 3 = 367 mph
warp 4 = mosquitos feel like a Roger Clemens fastball to raw skin
warp 5 = *decapitation* (if untucked) / 697 mph (if tucked)

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ORIGINAL: dpeach06

They're all still biting huh?

 
Don't you just love people???

I did 120 on route 315 at 6:30,
or was that 315 on route 630 at 1:20,
oh yea, it was actually 630 on route 120 at 3:15.
 
Seriously....
 
 
 

149 mph.... i wanted to hit 150 so bad..... no road left.

1+3-40+100-23+87-4+4-110+130-38=my top speed.   I hit a darn bee and it slowed me down.  (On my exposed, flip-flop wearing, toe)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Please dont add them up, its really not true.  The answer is 110 if you must know....