Sometimes keeping it in your pants isn't enough.

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fishfryer527

4/23/2008 12:26:19 PM

There are some things that shouldn't even be joked about.

Penis theft is one.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423

Hayden06F4i

4/23/2008 12:56:09 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLYOU

4/23/2008 1:13:39 PM

HAHAHAH

Finally a story worth reading.

voodoochyl

4/23/2008 1:39:59 PM

Soooo...if a girl acusses you of having a small penis...you can just say you were a victim of witchcraft in the Congo? Hmmmmm...

flashman

4/23/2008 5:31:15 PM

What is this world coming to? If you have a small peep be proud and learn how to use your mouth.

RCR

4/23/2008 5:35:54 PM

But I have never been to the Congo, why is mine shrinking? Ohh never mind the viagra is wearing off

I was going to say what idiots would fall for that, but then thought about all the people that get scammed into giving their bank accounts to complete strangers.

BRRandon

4/23/2008 6:47:35 PM

soooooo if they can make peoples penis's shrink and disappear, how about they start curing aids and cancer and such!?!?

Kewl Breeze

4/23/2008 7:10:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: F4i_brandon

soooooo if they can make peoples penis's shrink and disappear, how about they start curing aids and cancer and such!?!?

They have! All you gotta do is rub one out ...

Story

quote:

Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers reported.

Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.

The study surveyed 1,000 men who developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who did not, and all were between the ages of 20 and 50, according to a report on Monday on the gay and lesbian news site PlanetOut.

Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens.

Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because it increases the risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could raise the risk of cancer, the Web site reported.

So now you can tell your S.O. that you're doing it for health reasons

FLYOU

4/23/2008 7:29:59 PM

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kewl Breeze

Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens.

quote:

So now you can tell your S.O. that you're doing it for health reasons

dude i'm going to go flush those out right now! sure i'm at work, but i have my special 'happy place'

Gville George

4/23/2008 8:55:34 PM

"She turned me into a newt"

"A newt?"

"...I got betta"

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