The CBRForum Post-Whore Awards...

And the nominees are...

The cbrforum.com top 10 posters shown to the right of this post...

The winner was chosen based on average posts per day which is total posts divided by days of membership.

And the winner is.......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 











VOODOOCHYL BY A LANDSLIDE!!!
 
Yes sir voodoo, you are in fact the biggest whore, and somehow you've managed to do so under the radar, free of controversy and accusations of even being a whore.  This is a proud accomplishment indeed, as you have achieved the upper echelons of whore-dom and left the competition far behind while simeultaneously managing to not annoy anybody with your many, many posts.
 
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
 
The competition was tight, but here's the breakdown.
 
Voodoochyl - 5695 posts in 665 days = 8.56 PPD
d2dgraphix_6 - 4673 posts in 673 days = 6.74 PPD
vpsophmore - 3836 posts in 639 days = 6.00 PPD
kidcr3nshaw - 3518 posts in 589 days = 5.97 PPD
doncollins - 6075 posts in 1030 days = 5.90 PPD
blue fox - 3096 posts in 672 days = 5.81 PPD
tahoe sc - 5706 posts in 996 days = 5.73 PPD
rrasco - 4555 posts in 802 days = 5.68 PPD
havoc - 3796 posts in 689 days = 5.51 PPD
pitsvtec -5291 posts in 1023 days = 5.17 PPD
 
Thanks to (almost) all of the competitors who have spent countless hours sharing their wisdom and adding positive contributions to this community.

Voodoo's posts are just so cool though ..lol .. if we are going to have a post whore winner then this is the guy you want to win :-)

Well done Voodoo ..yeay!! :-)

Jules

Agreed...This prestigious award couldn't have gone to a better man.
 
The trophy should be ready by next week.  It is a miniature bronze replica of Paris Hilton.

Congrats!!
 
How does it feel to be the "biggest" whore?

He may be using his mod powers for bad and giving himself 2 posts for every one  wait after thinking about it, he is just a funny ass, smack talking in your genitalia face kinda guy....whoring it up, with the occasional "knock it off" post. Not a better whore to be found in this neck of the woods.

lol..nice job voodoo! I dont know if its sad or awesome..lol... im gettin obsessed with bein here too..lol
 
But we sure would miss you if you didnt post your comments anymore.

Well at least we know who has the most time on there hands LOL!

Congrats Voodoo!!!  Woooooot wooooooot!!!!  To lazy to find the champagne avatar.

somebody needs to make him a trophy of some sort w/ photoshop for it to be official. 

And dont forget that while he was moving into the new house he was barely ever here. He could of been at 9 PPD if he wouldnt of gone on the DL.
 
Congrats VOODOO! 

All hail the great Voodoo, without his inspiration and command of the english language we would all still be argueing 'premium or regular' or 'what oil to use'...thank you for being there for us, You have given us the strength to go where no Forum has gone before, your vision has made us able to push the discussion envelope beyond that of mere 2 wheeled transportation, your forethought and guidance made us realize that without a 'Hot Wife' or 'Thong' thread that this forum would be another casualty in the war against stagnant topics that we wage everyday on the Internet. Your vision has allowed up to come to CBRF without the need to even discuss motorcycles and helped us life a fulfilling life knowing that we don't have to knoiw anything about wheelies and PCIIIs to come here and waste an afternoon.
 
You are credit to the Forum, your gender and to the United States or America. If I had a uterus, I would want to carry your love child.

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ORIGINAL: fishfryer527

All hail the great Voodoo, without his inspiration and command of the english language we would all still be argueing 'premium or regular' or 'what oil to use'...thank you for being there for us, You have given us the strength to go where no Forum has gone before, your vision has made us able to push the discussion envelope beyond that of mere 2 wheeled transportation, your forethought and guidance made us realize that without a 'Hot Wife' or 'Thong' thread that this forum would be another casualty in the war against stagnant topics that we wage everyday on the Internet. Your vision has allowed up to come to CBRF without the need to even discuss motorcycles and helped us life a fulfilling life knowing that we don't have to knoiw anything about wheelies and PCIIIs to come here and waste an afternoon.

You are credit to the Forum, your gender and to the United States or America. If I had a uterus, I would want to carry your love child.

If this guy posted enough I would definitely want him as the next winner!! ..lol :-)

Jules

 
Congrats Voodoo!

You actually took the time to do all that work short?  I'm impressed.

Apparently I'm not the only one with a bit of time on my hands...

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ORIGINAL: KidCr3nshaw

Apparently I'm not the only one with a bit of time on my hands...

 
hehe...no, you're definately not.  The saddest thing is that when I get home I probably won't have time to login to this website...I only have time for this at work
 
I couldn't help but laugh when I just looked at this thread and saw all the responses, and then thought of what voodoo is gonna think when he logs in today or this weekend and sees this.  LMAO.
 
Gimme a day or 2 for a picture of the award.  Anybody got a picture of voodoo so I can photoshop it into his hand?

There's pics of him in that "Faces to Names" thread...

or maybe not...I just went and looked, but couldn't find it...maybe he deleted it...

I would like to thank the academy, my producer, and my family. Mad props to the Guy in the Sky for giving me the courage to average nearly 10 posts per day. I would also like to thank the little people whose backs I used like stepping stones to get where I am today. When I was a teenager, I often gazed into the evening sky (when I wasn't rubbing one off), and thought of how I would make my mark on this world. I was convinced that I was going to be a rockstar, but being an anonymous personality on someone's computer screen is way better (when I am not rubbing one off). I leave you with perhaps my favorite poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley:

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

P.S. I would liked to be called a Post "Escort" if you please...

congrats voodoo....u suck.

The great lands of whoredom.  Gratz voodoo, you filthy, filthy whore you.

WOW Voodoo and Kobe Bryant get an award within weeks of each other, i guess i had better bring my ice skates to hell with me

Damn that was a boring speech...I would have started the music to rush you off stage 2 sentences in

Haha this is funny.  Gratz Voodoo

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ORIGINAL: dizzie56

somebody needs to make him a trophy of some sort w/ photoshop for it to be official.

Then It's Official!!!!!

OMG...  good shit.
 

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ORIGINAL: Kewl Breeze

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ORIGINAL: dizzie56

somebody needs to make him a trophy of some sort w/ photoshop for it to be official.

Then It's Official!!!!!