sirlimpzalot
11/11/2004 3:42:37 PM
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a for sale" sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner."This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.
"Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a tube of Vaseline.
The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a Harley fan).
That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm.
"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet.
So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word.
"Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence.
Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right! I'll do the damn dishes."
sirlimpzalot
11/11/2004 3:44:40 PM
I hear the only difference between a Harley and a vacumn cleaner is the position of the dirtbag!!!
J/K
I would buy a Harley if I could afford the oil!!!
chainstretcher
11/11/2004 5:05:02 PM
Maybe when I grow up I'll own a Hardly-able-to-run, but I doubt it. Most likely a Beemer for an old-man bike. Still, I have to give Hardly credit. They have marketed an image that normal, otherwise rational, people buy into. Just like old P.T. Barnum said, eh?
RSheffi649
11/11/2004 9:03:51 PM
LOL....too funny. I'd do the dishes too...LOL
QuikSilver
11/16/2004 7:35:34 PM
WHOOHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent work...
QuiK
NeonspeedRT
11/17/2004 11:41:40 AM
Hahaha,
Nice one. That was good.
RatherDashing
7/8/2008 3:10:54 PM
That was a good one. made me laugh.
hehe ;0)
CBRCRF
7/8/2008 3:25:30 PM
2004! Damn thats a old joke. But funny!
Shadow1
7/8/2008 8:54:26 PM
Harley make Hoovers - it''s the only product they have that doesn''t suck...........
shoortbuss
7/9/2008 5:30:15 AM
quote:
ORIGINAL: Amanda
Hehehe! :):)
~Amanda
Amanda, what is "Administrator & Director of Operations"???
woo545
7/9/2008 7:14:16 AM
quote:
ORIGINAL: shoortbuss
quote:
ORIGINAL: Amanda
Hehehe! :):)
~Amanda
Amanda, what is "Administrator & Director of Operations"???
Doubt you will get an answer...last login date: 4/24/2006
redzintimidator
7/9/2008 7:31:14 AM
quote:
ORIGINAL: shoortbuss
Amanda, what is "Administrator & Director of Operations"???
Just wonderin that too..and where did u come from? Never seen ya before..lol
TK954RR
7/9/2008 7:40:27 AM
Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.
Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.
What''''s the cheapest way to get another 100hp from your Harley?
Trade it in on a Honda
What''''s the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner''''s home?
The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.
How do you now you''''re riding a Harley?
While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.
Why don''''t Harley riders wave at sportbike riders?
Because they don''''t want to drop their tools.
How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money?
You finally break into the 15s in the quarter mile.
How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.
Why don''''t Harley owners smile?
Once you realised you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece of $#!+ would YOU be smiling?
Why do Harleys have fringe?
So you can tell if they''''re moving.
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
How do you know your Harley is handling great?
You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you''''re riding in the canyons.
What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself
Old thread, but great joke
N8 Dawg
7/9/2008 8:17:38 PM
WOW this post is 4 YEARS OLD...but I still laughed
