Why i give up on trying to date in south florida

So as of today, i have given up on dating here in south florida! every chick is so insecure about EVERY LITTLE THING, its worse then back home in boston. not to mention how mad they get if they find out you are dating 3 other girls at the same time. wow whats so wrong with that, give a guy a break. 

Only 3 ?- shame on you for not trying.......! Ever see a movie called Boeing Boeing ?
Maybe try dating some older, wiser and more secure ladies.........it's good for your ego........

yeah, i was told that, i'm dating 22-24yr old strippers, that could be where i'm going wrong, ya think. can't help it there just so good in bed!

Geez, I should be THAT lucky......3 strippers ? - probably have a heart attack, but
what a WAY TO GO !!
Looks like I'm stuck with ladies in "sensible shoes" ah well, at least my bike doesn't mind if I ride other models..... he he

man, my first mistake was that 2 worked together and the 3rd one knew the 1st one, should have done my homework on that one,. oh well, there are a mill hot older ex-strippers down here that want a younger guy to poke um hehehehehehehehe, i'll find a better one to play with.

Dang! You must be spending alot of money to meet these chics

not an f-ing dime, i make them work for it bro, the trick is to ignore um! go to the club, buy a drink, spend the 20 on the better ones, and watch the tv if they got it, if not text a friend the whole time, never look up!!!! after 3 or 4 times the hot ones will be wondering whats up with you and come talk to you just to talk!!!! works every time, but only get 1 drink and milk it, they hate drunk dudes.

If you're giving up dating chicks, are you going to dudes?!

NO DUDES, JUST LOTS OF PORN, AND IN A LITTLE WHILE ( LIKE 2 DAYS OR SO) I'LL GET A NEW GIRL.

Dont catch a STD!

You're gonna wait 2 whole days!  You have epic willpower!....lol....
 
Where are you finding stripers with selfconfidence issues? I've never met a striper who didn't think they were hot and tasty.....

I need to meet these Fla strippers. Up here, if you ignore one, it's like instant blackballing you. NO strippers will even come around as they all ignore you. I've tried plenty of times. Now I just go there during happy hour, have a few beers and a ood time and tell them in my best Seinfield nazi voice "No dance from you!"

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Man, that reminds me of this time I was dating this chick, and she was HOT! Also, she let me do the kinkiest stuff ever to her in the bedroom. Dudes, I realized I was spending a fortune on her and I confronted her about it. She was like, "I told you I was a prostitute!" DAMN!!!



(not my story...heard it from some random comedian)

........... voodoo thats funny as hell ! no matter how hot they think they are, they have issues, most of the time its a front, they all feel like meat most of the time, yeah there are a few out there who think they are hot and have no issues, they are the one's who have a great man at home! i don't know why acting like they don't exsist works, it just does, it takes some time though! and finding out where they hang out after work helps, pop up herefrom time to time, gives them something to talk about " i saw you at the tanning salon" she say's " Oh, that was you, damn i need to find a new spot" you say, its the confidence you show them that makes them look,  i just don't even talk to um till they actually sit down and stare at me, act like i'm on the phone or something, once they sit down you know your foots in the door, i haven't paid for a friction dance in like 3 years,  NEVER GET A DANCE. you become a "john" to them at that point.

It looks like I will be moving to Miami in the fall, but I will be with my GF that I love to death so no dating there for me, but can't wait to see the sights if you know what I mean.

well bumble when you get here let me know, i got some good spots for sight seeing ;) !