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[Poll] COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? Yes, I have the same damn problem.   57% (16) No, It's just you man.   14% (4) Mine is not a question. Its just not long enough for consideration.lol   28% (8) Total Votes : 28 (last vote on : 7/8/2006 7:01:31 PM) (Poll will run till: -- ) Login Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>

COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/5/2006 2:08:47 AM    andref321   Posts: 100 Joined: 5/16/2006 Status: offline Okay, this is a funny question. I was thinking about this as I was out for my ride today. It's funny and I crack myself up however, I am serious though. Does anyone feel like your elephant trunk is so long that it's kinda uncomfortable to ride and you consistantly have to adjust? I felt like I had to adjust at every damn light. lol I felt it was a Seinfeld moment and I should have asked Krammer and George, Do I put it to the left or the right or just sit on it and deal? LOL _____________________________ Andre Ferguson www.myspace.com/agrownman 2006 Honda CBR F4i _________________________________ Underlight kit HID Post #: 1

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/5/2006 2:20:35 AM    CBRCorey Posts: 434 Joined: 9/13/2005 From: OrangeCounty, CA Status: offline I have a bigger problem with the balls than the trunk. My suzuki wasnt even almost as constrictive. I ride a lot but most my rides are short distances. If you are taking your bike everywhere get some stomp grips put on your tank, they help tremendously. Ive learned how to sit but I still get caught every now and again when I have a passenger or from the unexpected pot hole. _____________________________ Ride the other red. (in reply to andref321) Post #: 2

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/5/2006 2:33:10 AM    Kevindm   Posts: 16 Joined: 6/2/2006 Status: offline HaHa yeah I've had a few "ball busters" as you said potholes! also i busted my balls a few times trying to wheelie... thats when i decided the ability to have kids was more important then riding on one wheel =P haha j/p (in reply to CBRCorey) Post #: 3

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/5/2006 9:37:35 AM    BillytheKid   Posts: 191 Joined: 4/13/2006 Status: offline for the first month or so, riding the F4i, I busted my trunk and especially my balls. The worst was when you have a passenger and you brake suddenly, and she slides over you pushing your jewels into the tank. Coming off the bike, I would start walking like John Wayne. Now i learnt how to sit better on the seat. Its a mixture of sitting slightly more towards the rear plus stabilising your position so that you barely move at all with the unexpected potholes. (in reply to Kevindm) Post #: 4

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/5/2006 5:14:30 PM    andref321   Posts: 100 Joined: 5/16/2006 Status: offline Everyone we need more input. _____________________________ Andre Ferguson www.myspace.com/agrownman 2006 Honda CBR F4i _________________________________ Underlight kit HID (in reply to BillytheKid) Post #: 5

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/5/2006 8:52:36 PM    01600F4i   Posts: 258 Joined: 6/26/2005 Status: offline the trunk takes a lot of abuse, but you don't really notice. it's not as sensitive. When you nail your balls you really feel it. _____________________________ 97 Z28 - Not stock 87 Conquest - Not stock 01 CBR F4i - Mostly stock (in reply to andref321) Post #: 6

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/5/2006 9:21:15 PM    Indasoul   Posts: 43 Joined: 4/14/2006 Status: offline wait... let me unravel it off my leg.... (in reply to andref321) Post #: 7

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/6/2006 3:12:56 AM    andref321   Posts: 100 Joined: 5/16/2006 Status: offline I agree with you indasoul. I is always on my leg and it is very annoying. I feel like girls love it at lights though. They love watching me adjust. _____________________________ Andre Ferguson www.myspace.com/agrownman 2006 Honda CBR F4i _________________________________ Underlight kit HID (in reply to Indasoul) Post #: 8

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/6/2006 5:44:33 AM    dwhite645 Posts: 1989 Joined: 1/21/2006 From: OldFatGuy's garage - stealing parts Status: offline Just shove a sock down there for increased padding. (in reply to andref321) Post #: 9

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/6/2006 10:57:23 AM    andref321   Posts: 100 Joined: 5/16/2006 Status: offline Dwhite that actually sounds like good advise lol but really all jokes aside. _____________________________ Andre Ferguson www.myspace.com/agrownman 2006 Honda CBR F4i _________________________________ Underlight kit HID (in reply to dwhite645) Post #: 10

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/6/2006 11:45:03 AM    RojerLockless Posts: 2080 Joined: 7/19/2005 From: Houston TEXAS Status: offline I point it straight up :) when it falls down you can see me diggin in my pants at 70 mph! _____________________________ 2008 1000RR 2005 Honda F4i The only thing I''''''''''''''''m scared of when a Harley is near is that a piece is going to fall off and cause me to wreck. (in reply to andref321) Post #: 11

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/6/2006 9:24:06 PM    andref321   Posts: 100 Joined: 5/16/2006 Status: offline ha _____________________________ Andre Ferguson www.myspace.com/agrownman 2006 Honda CBR F4i _________________________________ Underlight kit HID (in reply to RojerLockless) Post #: 12

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/7/2006 7:24:30 PM    krash Posts: 1259 Joined: 5/9/2006 Status: offline everytime I ride, I feel like Im sitting on the boys, and I have to keep adjusting at every light, I thought maybe my riding pants were just to tight, but looks like Im not the only one feeling a little cramped (in reply to andref321) Post #: 13

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/7/2006 10:40:06 PM    andref321   Posts: 100 Joined: 5/16/2006 Status: offline nope there is others. lol _____________________________ Andre Ferguson www.myspace.com/agrownman 2006 Honda CBR F4i _________________________________ Underlight kit HID (in reply to krash) Post #: 14

RE: COMEDY - Which side you lay your elephant trunk? - 6/8/2006 3:26:14 AM    dragonium25 Posts: 1109 Joined: 4/12/2006 Status: offline Put another tally up for an adjuster. I've 'nad'ed myself more than a few times either braking too hard, releasing the clutch too fast, or hittin' bumps in the road. The boys don't appreciate it too much, so I've learned to sit back a bit more and use my foot pegs more when going over potholes and bumps. _____________________________ "To defeat the dragon within, you must defeat the dragon without" '05 600RR Black/Tribal Framesliders Scorpio i500 alarm Puig DB smoke CA tail light 8000K HIDs Custom FE & Meshing Watsen Design LEDs 2Bros M2 slip-on PCIIIUSB (in reply to andref321) Post #: 15

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