RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when.....
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/16/2007 1:19:43 AM
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HAVOC
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when your talkin with your buddies about your weekend and tell them how much action you got and how hard you gave it to her and she begged for more .. and they know your talkin about your bike
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/16/2007 2:11:52 AM
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CBRCorey
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You know you've got it when in the last 3 years you've spent over 15 grand getting 5 different bikes and only 1 grand getting your rain car.
When your bikes take up more space in your garrage than your car.
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/16/2007 2:58:53 AM
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JZHALES
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when you measure temperature by how many layers you would need to wear aside from the jacket and jeans
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my bike has character
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/16/2007 3:14:12 AM
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Mstngdrew232
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You know you're addicted to bikes when...
...Twisy isnt a choice for your ice cream cone.
...When you say squid, you're not thinking calamari.
...The term cager, has nothing to do with the dog catcher, the zoo, or jail.
...When you talk about biking gear, you arent talking about spandex.
...When you plan an extra hour or two to get to your destination so you can take the "long" way home.
...Whenever you say, "Yeah, I rode her all night last night." You're never talking about a girl.
...When you start spending more time with you're bike, than you do you're sigificant other. (People married to/dating other riders excluded, lucky bastards =P)
...The difference between fast and slow is only a quarter of a turn.
...When you're in you're car and you need to brake immediatly, so you press on the brakes hard and you notice that you're right hand is grabbing at the air in front of the steering wheel asking you, "Where the F$^&! is my front brake!?!?!"
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/16/2007 3:19:14 AM
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Blue Fox
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when you stub your fingers on your door panel when trying to wave to other riders.
LOL!!!!!!!! I had my arm hanging out the window the other day and waved to another biker.......got that "WTF?" expression from him. I would have been confused too. 
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/16/2007 3:26:25 AM
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Blue Fox
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- You're in your car, and you try to click the clutch pedal up a gear.
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/16/2007 3:52:08 AM
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rippn
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When your boink'n... and grab 6th !!!!!!!!
Free and clean, (still sick) Ripp'n
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/16/2007 3:14:42 PM
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mkhaynesaz
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when you blow all your money on beer and on monday moring before work you can rumage thru your couch for gas money ! 
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/16/2007 4:03:25 PM
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ikhoudvanu199
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Alright, its about time someone got these all together into one list, so here goes, i will keep updating it when people add more
You know your addicted to motorcycles when...
...on one computer your home page is Cbrforums.com
...you have the rss feed on your phone and google homepage
...u ride everyday just for the ride
...you are in your other vehiciles and try to lean through the corners
...you ride and its only 17 degrees out
...you stub your fingers on your door panel when trying to wave to other riders
...Your girlfriend asks you, “Why do you have so many bike magazines and movies but no porn?”
...another car passes you when your in your cager and your like, "yeah try that when im on my bike."
...you can turn a 15 minute, 20 miles trip into a hour long jant
...you have a perfectly great running reliable car... nothing at all wrong with it, and at the end of one year you accumulated 45,000 miles on the bike and less than 5,000 on the car. You do thet math
...you drive your car to work cuz it's raining heavy, get there and as you're walking up run into another co-worker. He looks over and says "where's the bike at?" I reply "it's in the garage today". He give me the weirdest look and says "well then how'd you get here?" I say... "ummm.. drove my car (?)". He gives me another wierd look and says "OH! [pause - suprised look] I didn't even know you had a car!"
...a trip to the store for eggs and milk is a pleasure
...you uprgrade the crap out of your car in hopes that someday it will be "almost" as fast as the bike
...you wear your riding gear when racing in your cage or go-Kart!
...your talkin with your buddies about your weekend and tell them how much action you got and how hard you gave it to her and she begged for more .. and they know your talkin about your bike
...in the last 3 years you've spent over 15 grand getting 5 different bikes and only 1 grand getting your rain car
...in the last 3 years you've spent over 15 grand getting 5 different bikes and only 1 grand getting your rain car
...you measure temperature by how many layers you would need to wear aside from the jacket and jeans
...Twisy isnt a choice for your ice cream cone.
...When you say squid, you're not thinking calamari.
...The term cager, has nothing to do with the dog catcher, the zoo, or jail.
...When you talk about biking gear, you arent talking about spandex.
...When you plan an extra hour or two to get to your destination so you can take the "long" way home.
...Whenever you say, "Yeah, I rode her all night last night." You're never talking about a girl.
...When you start spending more time with you're bike, than you do you're sigificant other. (People married to/dating other riders excluded, lucky bastards =P)
...The difference between fast and slow is only a quarter of a turn.
...When you're in you're car and you need to brake immediatly, so you press on the brakes hard and you notice that you're right hand is grabbing at the air in front of the steering wheel asking you, "Where the F$^&! is my front brake!?!?!"
...You're in your car, and you try to click the clutch pedal up a gear
...your boink'n... and grab 6th
...you blow all your money on beer and on monday moring before work you can rumage thru your couch for gas money
...When you say the word "Puck" you arent talking about hockey
...You also wonder why ALL pants dont have them
...its a nice day out and your stuck inside at work all day dreaming of when you can go out and ride and hit some twisties
...you check the temp every 2 hours or so to see if you can get a quickie in
...your buddy asks you what rubbers you think are best, you reply "dunlop." his response, "condoms...bro..."
...you wear your gear to bed and have your significant other make bike sounds during sex
...you break up with a woman because your bike is the #1 loved one in your life
< Message edited by ikhoudvanu199 -- 3/23/2007 7:28:40 PM >
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RE: You know your Addicted to motorcycles when..... - 3/17/2007 12:17:51 PM
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dizzie56
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Ive noticed myself leanin thru the corners in my truck lol
U know your addicted to bikes when its a nice day out and your stuck inside at work all day dreaming of when you can go out and ride and hit some twisties
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