How biggz yo' pe...err...feetz?
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How biggz yo' pe...err...feetz? - 4/15/2008 1:13:11 PM
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Raven
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Responsible parent that I am, I try to expose my son to the critical elements of American culture. To that end we begin our weekends together with what I like to call "Basic Mall Rat Training"(BMRT). Friday last, while at the food court, waiting to get our happy meals on, I noticed my boy eyeballin' a gaggle of Pretty Young Things (PYT's). I peeped his line-of-sight to discover a female, of Latin descent, with what appeared to be two ice-cream cones, with erasers on their tips, poking through the fabric of her hOllistEr t-shirt. My son's mammary fetish notwithstanding, what makes the event noteworthy is that the young lady in question was, in turn, staring, open-mouthed, tounge out and panting, at my Timberlands. I've got big feet and you know what they say about guys with big feet...
So anyway, later that night I was driving across the desert, mile after mile, en route to D'Ravensloft (my mountain retreat) pondering what I'd seen. It occurs to me that, what with all the drama-rama we've had here lately, and my own exposition of my deepest darkest, we could use a little levity, if not off-color brevity. I figure we could all rally up by shoe size. Don't be shy.
I wear a size thirteen.
Laters, taters.
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RE: How biggz yo' pe...err...feetz? - 4/15/2008 1:18:16 PM
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Hayden06F4i
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funny story about shoe size....this chick i know....(my wifes friend) wants me to no end....unfortunately for me, her husband wears size 17 shoes....lol
i wear size 11.
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RE: How biggz yo' pe...err...feetz? - 4/15/2008 1:33:15 PM
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Nauree
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Man, I wish I had Father/Son Mall-Rat-Training-type experience. 
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RE: How biggz yo' pe...err...feetz? - 4/15/2008 1:41:29 PM
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voodoochyl
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My wife says...uhhhhh...I have a perfectly acceptable shoe size...
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RE: How biggz yo' pe...err...feetz? - 4/15/2008 1:45:49 PM
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CBRCRF
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10's by day, 15's by night
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RE: How biggz yo' pe...err...feetz? - 4/15/2008 1:51:44 PM
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Hayden06F4i
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my size 11 corresponds directly in inches.
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RE: How biggz yo' pe...err...feetz? - 4/15/2008 2:03:46 PM
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Lrn2Go
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Size 11 shoes... 44 euro riding boots (what can I say? I like them tighter when I ride.)
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