Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!!
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Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/18/2008 9:41:39 PM
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OKIEZAC
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Motherf*cker. 1/2 mile without my gear and... bam
Fortunately, I'm fine. I was going to meet up with a girl at her work and walk to this other place to eat. I didn't want to leave my jacket locked up, it's nice and its a 1/2 mile ride in a 30mph zone where I probably wont break 25.
Coming home and AGGGHHH! STUPID BITCH!
Son of a bitch, lady! Was my helmet not ****ing loud enough? Did the god damn blue bike blend in the with the road? Is my hi-beam not bright enough? Do I need to stick my ****ing exhaust in your face so you can hear it? What the ****?
Bitch pulled out right in front of me. I hit the brakes, but it was too late. It did buy enough time for her to get 75% through her left turn and it wasn't a head on collision. I jumped off the bike to save my leg from betting pinched between the car and the bike. She hit the bike and I caught my baby before it hit the ground 
Only damage is minor paint scuff, a loose rear foot peg and somehow a mirror on the other side wont stay tight anymore. Oh yeah, my sunglasses are ****ed up (they were in my pocket and the bike landed on my thigh.
Her shit luck- she hit a law student and a graduating 3rd year law student ran up as he saw the whole thing __________________ Sure they were.. lol.. maybe im just being a drunk asshole.. but i found that funny.
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/18/2008 10:24:40 PM
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Haha dont know where to start Ill leave this for someone else to analyze and tear em apart.
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/18/2008 11:25:07 PM
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So.................
She pulled out in front of him................he somehow "jumped" off the bike................she hit his bike..............and then he caught it before it hits the ground??? WTF is this dude on? He really expects people to believe that heaping pile of bulls**t?
But I guess this is expected when the majority of the riders that purchase GSX-R's are flaming retards.
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/18/2008 11:29:54 PM
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So I take it the pussy hunt went bad Oki doki??!!
This guy sounds more screwed up than Anna Nicole Smith!
Sorry.... Was it too soon?
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 9:46:44 AM
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If he caught the bike before hitting the ground how did it land on his thigh and smash the glasses??
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 9:53:02 AM
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No what you didnt read was his thigh got caught right before the bike burst into flames and than while pulling the injured 105 year old lady from the burning wreckage he dropped his glasses. But was able to salvage his bike before any real damage was done.
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 9:58:30 AM
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So I take it the pussy hunt went bad Oki doki??!!
This guy sounds more screwed up than Anna Nicole Smith!
Sorry.... Was it too soon?
Pussy hunt went well.. my phonebook is 2 numbers larger now.. but i was waaaay to drunk to be enjoyable for the night.
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 10:04:19 AM
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I jumped off the bike to save my leg from betting pinched between the car and the bike. She hit the bike and I caught my baby before it hit the ground
Only damage is minor paint scuff, a loose rear foot peg and somehow a mirror on the other side wont stay tight anymore. Oh yeah, my sunglasses are ****ed up (they were in my pocket and the bike landed on my thigh.)
WTF?? he jumped off the bike, the bike it and he grabed it before it hit the ground? but the next sentence the bike landed on his thigh? what a douche bag
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 10:14:29 AM
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Jeez people - doesn't sound any different than TK's accident.
So you surf Gixxer forums why? Maybe you have a Zuke and I didn't know it...
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 10:18:17 AM
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Honestly, folks. Combine adrenaline with emotion and you can get a story that sounds a bit off. Doesn't make it any less true. I don't honestly see anything in there that sounds like BS...
So he saw it coming and decided to bail. The bike doesn't have to hit the ground to land on you. And what part of his sunglasses being broke means he's lying?
Come on guys, jeez. Leave 'em alone. I find it odd that you guys go looking for something to bash on - hang around long enough and you can do all your bashing here without leaving.
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 10:19:27 AM
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But I guess this is expected when the majority of the riders that purchase GSX-R's are flaming retards.
Foxy, seriously?
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 10:28:00 AM
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Jeez people - doesn't sound any different than TK's accident.
So you surf Gixxer forums why? Maybe you have a Zuke and I didn't know it...
because i was looking for a pic that i put in a post yesterday.. thats why i was on the gixxer forum..
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 10:38:21 AM
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Kid, that story reeks of bull and s**t. After my crash that killed off Foxy 1, I posted the pictures and the story a couple hours later and I was fine. Yeah, I was shaken up, and adrenaline was off the charts.........but I didn't instantly become a bullsh**ter afterwards.
And yes, I agree with my own statement about the majority of GSX-R riders being douche's, retards, or whatever name you want to call them. Not all of them are, but it is very rare when I actually find a competent, "head on straight" rider that has a GSX-R. But that could just be in my area, I'm sure there are good riders out there, I just have yet to run into one.
But, that's my view on the matter.
< Message edited by Blue Fox -- 4/19/2008 10:45:11 AM >
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 11:33:40 AM
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So I take it the pussy hunt went bad Oki doki??!!
This guy sounds more screwed up than Anna Nicole Smith!
Sorry.... Was it too soon?
yeah, you have to wait 27 years before making fun of anna nicole smith is funny.
ps. everyone has aids.
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RE: Found this on a GSXR forum. no poopie its hilarious!! - 4/19/2008 2:08:21 PM
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Kid, that story reeks of bull and s**t. After my crash that killed off Foxy 1, I posted the pictures and the story a couple hours later and I was fine. Yeah, I was shaken up, and adrenaline was off the charts.........but I didn't instantly become a bullsh**ter afterwards.
And yes, I agree with my own statement about the majority of GSX-R riders being douche's, retards, or whatever name you want to call them. Not all of them are, but it is very rare when I actually find a competent, "head on straight" rider that has a GSX-R. But that could just be in my area, I'm sure there are good riders out there, I just have yet to run into one.
But, that's my view on the matter.
Yeah, a douche bag I know has his GSXR for TWO WEEKS, and trashes it. He was *trying* to do wheelies and lost control, low slided into the back of a stopped dump truck. He managed to destroy the whole front of his bike, and I think he may have cracked the engine block big time (by wedging it under the differential or something down there....) Somehow he is still able to walk and breathe.
I've never met a cool dude that rode a gsxr. (Plenty that ride honda and yamaha, though)
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