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Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 4:18:49 PM   
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    So lets just say hypothetically that I'm in the bathroom doing my business on the throne and I brought my phone/pda in to play solitaire for the next 20 minutes or so. Well, lets just say that hypothetically I dropped the stylus into the dirtied toilet and don't want to fish it out because, well, that's just gross. So I don't know what to do so I just decide to flush it and see what happens. Hypothetically speaking would that be a problem? I mean would the pipes get all backed up do you think and then my dad would have to unscrew them in the basement and get poop all over him and be really ticked out to find there was a stylus flushed down the toilet? Lets just say hypothetically speaking that I went into the basement to get more toilet paper and noticed that the PVC piping coming from about where the bathroom is has like an S bend in it, why the crap they would do that just to make it easier to clog the thing I do not know but lets just say that is how it is in my house. Would my imaginary stylus be stuck in that S bend? I have a bad feeling that I'm screwed now. I mean to say that if that ever really did happen to me that I would be screwed.

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 4:24:41 PM   
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depends on wtf else is in the pipes, how well it drains etc. But no prolly no a big prob as your moms female products are alot bigger than a stylist, hypotethetically of course 

oh and the S bend is to catch shyt iggits flush but they didnt mean too.


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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 4:32:16 PM   
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No problem. I've flushed turds a lot bigger than my whole cell phone.

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 4:33:47 PM   
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My question is wtf is takes 20 minutes to take a dump???

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 4:38:29 PM   
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My question is wtf is takes 20 minutes to take a dump???


Kind of wondered that myself. Who wants to stay in there with that smell?

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 4:50:20 PM   
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Hypotherically I'd say thats a waste of a stylus. I would'nt plunge my hand into the icky, but I would probably find one of those grab hand things with the three wires that you push in and out to nab it, put it directly into a bottle of 409 or something, let it soak for a few days, then dump it out and rinse it off.
But it's too late for that now isn't it?
Next time come to us for help mid-poo.
But i'm sure it will be fine in the sewer.


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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 4:52:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MikeInCtown

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ORIGINAL: PlayfulGod

My question is wtf is takes 20 minutes to take a dump???


Kind of wondered that myself. Who wants to stay in there with that smell?


IT Not a god damn military shit  I can tell you that LOL

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 5:06:00 PM   
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LOL Well thanks for putting me at ease.... by the way... it wasn't hypothetical it really happened. hahahaha

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 5:31:34 PM   
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...It really happened...are you sure?  Your set up was so mysterious that I was sure it didn't really happen to you...hahaha!  Of course we knew it really happened to you.  I would flush that stylus down the drain with the rest of the corn and peanuts, and go to Staples and get a new one.  How much can they cost?  Answer...who cares!

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 6:10:49 PM   
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I swear...I swear on my life you make this stuff up LOL aha...ahahaha...ahahahahaha!  But that's not possible...truth is far stranger (and funnier) than fiction...oh my god man, ahahahahahahaha!!!

Dude, you are the most under-rated comic genious of this entire forum, I love you man lol 









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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 7:28:28 PM   
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heh Thanks Spirit. I didn't have to buy a new one though the HTC touch comes with TWO! =D

I do have another somewhat funny story though. Harley is offering a free Buell Camelback thing if you go and test ride a Buell. Well since I work for a Harley Davidson credit union I know one of the finance managers and this person just gave me one for free. Well anyway, I put some water in it because I was so excited and it tasted like crap so I thought I should bring it home to wash it. I brought it home took the plastic bladder part out and set it all on the kitchen counter by the sink (for my mom to wash I'm lazy). Well my mom kind of freaks out and says what is this thing up here?! I said it's a camel back and she had no idea what that was. So she said "what the heck is that? so you dont have to stop to go to the bathroom on a long trip?!" I looked at her with all seriousness kind of cocked my head and said "yea mom what do you think? You just hook up that hose there and, well, go whenever you need! I tried it out today and it works pretty good I just put it up here on the counter so you could wash it!"

The look on her face was priceless.

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 8:49:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: voodoochyl

...It really happened...are you sure?  Your set up was so mysterious that I was sure it didn't really happen to you...hahaha!  Of course we knew it really happened to you.  I would flush that stylus down the drain with the rest of the corn and peanuts, and go to Staples and get a new one.  How much can they cost?  Answer...who cares!


he fooled me haha, another reason there is an s bend is so it creates a barrier ( with clean water) so the smell doesnt creep out.

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 8:51:25 PM   
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I know a good plumber here in germantown. lol

the s-bend is called a "trap." i have no idea what its purpose is for.

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 8:53:10 PM   
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The stylus will probably get stuck by the ball that's in the toilet.    Somebody flushed a carpenters pencil down my old job's toilet and every time someone shit, it would get clogged.  The dam pencil was keeping the turds from passing by.

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RE: Hypothetical question.... - 5/10/2008 8:55:45 PM   
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haha thats great!

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