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What's Your Pecker Size...

Below Average

6% (5)

Average

57% (45)

Above Average

32% (25)

HARDCORP

2% (2)

I may not hit bottom, but I beat the hell out of the sides...

1% (1)

Total Votes : 78

(last vote on : 5/15/2008 2:59:54 PM)
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 4:06:42 PM

pacemaker

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Mines a bit like a baby down there!
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6lbs, 12inchs.

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 4:18:30 PM

DDCavi

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I just had to read the thread title, and I knew who the poster would be.

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 4:31:34 PM

MikeInCtown

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Holy crap, this is funny as hell. What next, a "what type/size condom" thread?

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 4:51:42 PM

rangerscott

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Nauree

I think you should change it back to Below Average, Average, and Above Average. My opinion on large might be different than someone elses. Average wanker is like

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How many peckers have you see nauree!

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 4:52:19 PM

rangerscott

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You should ass "Porno Size".

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 5:02:45 PM

city worker

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Its not the size that matters..............unless yer tryin to make up fer somethin that falls short in that catagory

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 5:18:49 PM

Ohshift

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ORIGINAL: city worker

Its not the size that matters..............unless yer tryin to make up fer somethin that falls short in that catagory

Says the man that falls under the smaller than average category, sorry I had to =P

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 5:27:07 PM

voodoochyl

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I have a couple of tips (no, no, no...not like a swiss army penis). First of all, small and average penis guys, don't get discouraged by those dudes in the movies that use a soccer sock for a condom and can butt hump the hottest chick for thirty minutes like his tool is a pneumatic breaker. That is just too much to live up to on MANY levels. Just think of what William Hung's junk must be like...and his name is HUNG. Also, you may want to look into a younger girlfriend...like much, much, much younger. They have smaller hands, and when they wrap around your junk, it will look huge! I married an older woman, but I mad sure she had small hands. For those who go with a younger girlfriend...there is a side effect. It is called jail, which will lead to a larger a$$hole. Sorry

. Another thing I like to do is offer to vaccuum the carpet once a week for my wife. All she has to do is, on occassion when we are making whoopie, say something like, "Ouch...not so deep big boy" or, "Did you invite Shaq to join us" or, "I said no fists!!!".

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 5:45:26 PM

city worker

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LOL ! Hey thats ok, Im comfy with my manhood.....don't have to run out and buy a big truck or get big a mean dog er nothin.....

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ORIGINAL: Ohshift

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ORIGINAL: city worker

Its not the size that matters..............unless yer tryin to make up fer somethin that falls short in that catagory

Says the man that falls under the smaller than average category, sorry I had to =P

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 5:49:32 PM

Illushun

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Is this one of them e-sausage parties? lol. I'm uninviting myself right now.

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 7:22:36 PM

dinez74

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There should be two categories here: 1.Placid size 2.Erect size

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 7:51:09 PM

pitbull#1

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i got fd over in that department for some reason im just average and every other male in my family is over 9 and i dont understand what happen to me. but i do have the best looks and what is it with my cousins they all walk around with the damn thing hanging out shaking it at people

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 7:51:53 PM

snowboarding82

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I picked below average because mine is like... | |

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 7:57:51 PM

KidCr3nshaw

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HOLY EFFING HELL...

LMAO to soooooooooo many funny posts... holy shit I think I laughed at all of 'em, every one. Even the shitheads, lol...

Anyway, yeah as you all guessed it I happened on a conversation last night while getting blazed (that's right DD, I was talking about dicks again), and I remembered hearing or reading that the average American is 5.5" erect. So anyway yeah it's just wild though most people put themselves in a much smaller category than they realize.

I figured if you guys like reading uplifting shit there would be a handfull of ya on here to be seriously uplifted to learn you got bigger peckers than the norm. Hell if that don't put a lil' swing in your step I don't know what will...

Anyway, tons of funny shit in here no matter why I started the thread - some real joksters lurking about that came out of the shadows.

I think my favorite is, "it ain't real fat but it sure is short!" LMAO, I love it...

"I said no fisting..." BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 8:11:48 PM

mhonda98

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I do

It may only be 4" but it all feels like a foot up the azz. Lol

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