RE: What's Your Pecker Size...
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What's Your Pecker Size...
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Total Votes : 78
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(last vote on : 5/15/2008 2:59:54 PM)
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 10:49:33 PM
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Martin_D
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Hellz yeah! After the vote I went to wiki. And according to that Im well above the average motha F_cka's 
That made my day!
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 11:34:33 PM
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voodoochyl
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quote:
ORIGINAL: dinez74
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ORIGINAL: Kewl Breeze
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ORIGINAL: shoortbuss
And for the record, I must ask if this is an appropriate topic for all men to be talking about...call me a hypocrit for being a contributor, but this thread strikes me as a little fruity.
well, if you want to be fair & balanced you could start a "how big is your vaj" thread ... lol
Seriously.. how do you measure it....??
What you do is put your 5.5" penis into a set of meat curtains. Next, you have friend make sonar bat sounds into the woman's cavity. Then, you have a seismologist measure the empty space. After that, if your girlfriend is a slut, you will realize you have a very small penis...
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/14/2008 11:51:13 PM
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dinez74
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quote:
ORIGINAL: voodoochyl
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ORIGINAL: dinez74
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ORIGINAL: Kewl Breeze
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ORIGINAL: shoortbuss
And for the record, I must ask if this is an appropriate topic for all men to be talking about...call me a hypocrit for being a contributor, but this thread strikes me as a little fruity.
well, if you want to be fair & balanced you could start a "how big is your vaj" thread ... lol
Seriously.. how do you measure it....??
What you do is put your 5.5" penis into a set of meat curtains. Next, you have friend make sonar bat sounds into the woman's cavity. Then, you have a seismologist measure the empty space. After that, if your girlfriend is a slut, you will realize you have a very small penis...
Any volunteers??
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/15/2008 12:01:12 AM
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Shadow1
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This reminds me of the story of the guy sitting in a restaurant who spies this really good looking woman, sitting alone, so he sends her a bottle of wine..........
She sends back a note :
If you don't have
*a Ferrari in your garage
*$ 2 million in the bank
*7" in your pants, I'm not interested.
He responds - I have
*2 Ferraris
and a Lambo
*$10 million in the bank
*But if you think I'm gonna chop off three inches for you, forget it - send the wine back !
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/15/2008 12:01:34 AM
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KidCr3nshaw
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Fvck it... I'll volunteer.
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/15/2008 2:24:45 AM
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RedRider07
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When you're girlfriend tells you she doesn't like them real big because it hurts, then you may have a problem.
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/15/2008 3:17:05 AM
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dinez74
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ORIGINAL: RedRider07
When you're girlfriend tells you she doesn't like them real big because it hurts, then you may have a problem.
......... or maybe you had knocked the wrong door 
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/15/2008 4:12:44 AM
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fuze
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Thanks to this thread my girlfriend measured it (not sure i REALLY wanted to know the exact length) and voted for me. :) Glad to know i have avg beat, but it's not draggin the floor.
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/15/2008 5:14:07 AM
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snowboarding82
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Oh I've gotten the "it's perfect" line before. It's ok though because I always walk around telling people how small I am that way I'm already set up for disappointment and since I made fun of myself they can't do it. hahaha I've also gotten the line "if it's too big it hurts!" I dated this one girl a while ago and somehow this topicish came up and I found out the biggest guy she ever slept with was 10". I felt sick from then on. The current girl I'm with who's been with like 20 guys by the time she was like 20 won't tell me how big, but I won't sleep with her anyway because I find her disgusting. I think maybe I ask and do it to myself on purpose because I like to feel like crap? Who knows? I guess technically I fit into the average group but I still feel way below.
Oh yea and..... 
hahahahahahahahahahahahah just kidding..... but seriously though my email is thom..... haha fooled you.... but if you want pm me.... totally playing... or am i....
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/15/2008 6:00:54 AM
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shoortbuss
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I think the top 2 bullshit lines I hear are "it's perfect" and "that happens to all guys"
wait......I've said too much
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/15/2008 6:06:42 AM
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Nauree
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Hell all I've heard is "You dick is big". I dont really consider it "big". Maybe its because I see it everyday or maybe I make it FEEL big? Or maybe it is big.
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RE: What's Your Pecker Size... - 5/15/2008 6:58:31 AM
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Northernfirepower
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Wow, where is this train going??? I think that Coppersville was a few miles back LOL.
If 5.5 is the "average", then I voted wrong just like you said people would. I should be one class up
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