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10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 1:29:16 PM   
Nauree


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10 wtf sex laws

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. <- LOLOLOLOL the cat would be ripped in half :(


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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 1:34:31 PM   
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WTF.......LOL

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 1:52:26 PM   
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In california it is illegal to molest a trash can. And I dont remember the state but it is illegal to molest a butterfly.

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 1:56:33 PM   
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wtf.....wow...

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 2:29:04 PM   
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hahahahahaha WTF!!!  where do people come up with this stuff

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 2:42:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: F4Isvt

In california it is illegal to molest a trash can. And I dont remember the state but it is illegal to molest a butterfly.


I thought anything goes in Cali....


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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 2:57:51 PM   
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dumblaws.com  The way I understand it is there are laws on the books that cost more money to remove than if we just all ignore them.

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 3:12:35 PM   
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I always thought the real sad thing is who got nailed in the first place for them to have to pass some of these laws

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 3:19:18 PM   
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Dam it! I just got of the phone with this chick in Miami and she said we were going to have a threesome next weekend. Problem is one of the three is a porcupine.

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 3:34:09 PM   
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and because of 1 bonehead we can''''t have sex with picnic tables anymore either

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 3:57:10 PM   
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and because of 1 bonehead we can''''''''t have sex with picnic tables anymore either


that bastard....

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 6:03:57 PM   
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It is illegal to do this in many states:



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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 6:34:51 PM   
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Oral sex is illegal in Indiana.  Take me to jail then damn it!

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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/5/2008 8:39:49 PM   
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^^AH HA, been playin the old skin flute there Hoosier?




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RE: 10 WTF sex laws - 7/6/2008 10:16:31 AM   
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I hope that picture of the guy and the suv is fake but it is probably real. What ever happen to normal people?(sigh)

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