BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry!
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BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/27/2006 4:43:38 PM
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pitsvtec
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This is a HILARIOUS story from an engaged man:
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test...we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car...
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/27/2006 4:58:19 PM
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DUDE, thats crazy and f**ked up. pretty damn funny though.
EDIT: i just got your last line. Now thats funny pitsvtec.
< Message edited by rrasco -- 4/27/2006 4:59:24 PM >
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/27/2006 5:38:58 PM
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Schweeeeeeeet
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/27/2006 6:47:44 PM
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lmao! 
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/27/2006 7:20:40 PM
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/28/2006 9:43:24 AM
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pitsvtec
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Glad to make some laugh!
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/29/2006 8:49:18 AM
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That would be a good one of those priceless jokes too
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/29/2006 11:00:04 AM
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omg thats great!!! here is another wedding story.the groom to be found out his fiance was cheating so he hired an investigator to take some pictures.well the investigators got some very explicit pictures and the groom decided to go along withh the wedding.well right before they said their vows the groom anounced that he would like everyone to grab a package that was fastened to the bottom of their seats thats where he left one copy for everyone there a picture they would not soon forget
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/29/2006 7:25:36 PM
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hotwire-i heard of the same story but the groom waited till the reception which was paid by the brides family and then prompty at the toast told everyone to open the envelope under their seats, thats where he left...it happened to be the bride and best man! At least he got the last lagh with the brides father paying for a very spendy reception.
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/29/2006 9:17:03 PM
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I think I would have done it before the "I do's" I really wouldnt want to have to pay for a divorce after that one but it would be a great way to end a relationship with the bride and family in shock and aww
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RE: BWHAHAHAAA - Women be careful who you want to marry! - 4/30/2006 2:53:40 AM
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That first joke was awesome. I heard that story before but without the punchline. But what would really make that joke better is some pics of the sister.
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oh yeah!!!!! Hella funny
