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bikes prevent pregnancy - 5/2/2006 8:16:55 PM

hotwire

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its true at least in my house.ever since i got the bike i dont get laid.and if i do get laid its no prob cause my balls have been smushed
against the gas tank so gentelmen make your case bikes are ten times more fun than birth control pills

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RE: bikes prevent pregnancy - 5/2/2006 9:01:05 PM

city worker

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in my case it's the bike that help's me relieve stress because I am not getting laid........... or is it because she has hormone's !!!!!!!

that are worse than the scaryist roller coaster on the planet !!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: bikes prevent pregnancy - 5/2/2006 9:22:28 PM

ModifiedCBR600F4i

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In my case it has got me laid more, there are some chicks out there that just love crotch rockets. But I gotta agree with the smashed balls part, it does make it kinda hard to have sex after riding the bike.

Nick

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RE: bikes prevent pregnancy - 5/2/2006 9:38:21 PM

Tre CBRF4I

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lmao ... think its about the same for me.. maybe a little more opportunities have araised but...

Anyway.. , my buddy says he wears a cup when he rides.. lol, of course he does a lot of tricks and stuff too..

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RE: bikes prevent pregnancy - 5/2/2006 9:40:48 PM

fishfryer527

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It makes it harder to get laid. It comes down to how to transport the person. recently I had to spring for a cab. It was worth it, 'no holds barred'.

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RE: bikes prevent pregnancy - 5/2/2006 10:45:22 PM

holycrapitshassell

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lol its brought up many more opportunities, like you said. but for the most part, girls who i have already known for awhile will want me to take them for a ride and shit like that. i make it fun for them and whatnot, its a big expensive vibrator, because when we get back to their house, i get the "oh we are so about to do it" look. now, before i go on with the swolen ego, this has only happened on 2 seperate occasions, lol.

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RE: bikes prevent pregnancy - 5/2/2006 11:10:43 PM

Tre CBRF4I

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LMAO ... I know what you mean.. LOL...

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RE: bikes prevent pregnancy - 5/3/2006 2:10:09 AM

DThompson

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Like he said, the bike is a big expensive vibrator.

My ex always got really horny after riding the bike. Anytime she wanted a ride it was an understood thing that she wants to fu*k right after we got off the bike. Needless to say I wouldnt always come up with some reason to go back to the apartment